THE BIRTHDAY BOY!!!!!

Yeah man
Today is my bday
Oh YEAHHH

There's a story about
How I got wet
Okay here's the story

I wanted to run but it was too late
Okay
I came out of class
Then asked tao juen
To hold my bag
After that Yew joon wet me in the school compund
Which was bad
But i chased him
Until i thought twice to not chase him
Then went out of school
Which wasnt that bad
then eng kian liang jun etc.
Went and spray me liao shit
Then the bad luck erving+eng kian came
They said i wasnt that wet lah
Then since after that
I asked my friend put my bag in the car
And BOOM!!!!!!!!!
Dynamitez strike again
NO LAH
I kena from everyone
I mean everyone as in:
Bryan,Tze Kwang,andy,justin,yue teng,
mindy,alycia,marcus,
well just about almost everyone who saw me
CRAP dripping wet
even my towel was dripping wet
I was like WTF
Anyways it was damn fun
And you should try it
Yeah and i got 2 bday presents
Which are the soft jersey toy
And the broken watch from JOSHUA

The best roti tisu wira ever

Why???
Cause i found out i can tempah
ROTI TISUes
How did i know??
Well for 1 its my b day so
Of course i want to belanja lah
So it was the best one ever
No one could have beaten my record
For at least 3 months
Because
I BOUGHT 10 ROTI TISUES
Because i wanted to give one to everyone
Yeah!!!!!!!!!!
See so kind
Not like some people
who had to lick the plate
LOL joking lah
Anyways i was like buying it at
3.43 and by 3.52 then all was done
I was like okay lah 1 minute could finish
But to my supprise
We finished it in 25 seconds
LOL
but it rocks like shit wei
You should have been there

I dont belive it but it was true

So sad i wasnt there
What happened??
well firstly my mom
my sis and my dad went to giant
To buy some stuff for the barbeque last sunday
So then my mom thought she saw some1
around the age of
16-21
Yup he was shoplifting

Then my mom told the security guard
And there was a fight
That boy called afew people
And the local athorities(sry dnt care about typos)
so the boys gang was fighting with the local
athourities and
There was bloodshed
Lots of blood
coming out

And to tell u the truth Malaysian writers
Are freaking
Idiots because
this can be put in the papers but nooooo
It had to be an idiot
Not to write that
So my pledge is to
NEVER
Trust the papers because
1.they are isiots
2. they made me search the paper the whole afternoon for the article
and 3.i dont usually read them

The aerosmith song and what it means to me

Bryan loves this band and i love the song

Meaning:well to me i liked someone

But that someone didnt like me

but i stayed on till this day

even if he/she in your life is going away

go on with life because life ROCKS

I could stay awake just to hear you breathing

Watch you smile while you are sleeping

While you're far away and dreaming

I could spend my life in this sweet surrender

I could stay lost in this moment forever

When, every moment spent with you

Is a moment I treasure

I don't wanna close my eyes

I don't wanna fall asleep'

Cause I'd miss you, babe

And I don't wanna miss a thing'

Cause even when I dream of you

The sweetest dream

would never doI'd still miss you, babe

And I don't wanna miss a thing

Lying close to youFeeling your heart beating

And I'm wondering what you're dreaming

Wondering if its me you're seeing

Then I kiss your eyes andthank God we're together

I just wanna stay with you

In this moment forever, forever and ever

I don't wanna close my eyes

I don't wanna fall asleep

'Cause I'd miss you, babe

And I don't wanna miss a thing

'Cause even when I dream of you

The sweetest dream would never do

I'd still miss you, babe

And I don't wanna miss a thing
I don't wanna miss one smile

I don't wanna miss one kiss

and I just wanna be with you

Right here with you, just like this

I just wanna hold you close

I Feel your heart so close to mine

And we'll stay here in this moment

For all the rest of time

YeahYeah Yeah Yeah YEAHHHH!!
I Don't wanna close my eyes

I Don't wanna fall asleep

'Cause I'd miss you, babe

And I don't wanna miss a thing

'Cause even when I dream of you

The sweetest dream would never doI'd still miss you, babe

And I don't wanna miss a thing
I don't wanna close my eyesI don't wanna fall asleep

'Cause I'd miss you, babe

And I don't wanna miss a thing

'Cause even when I dream of you

The sweetest dream would never do

I'd still miss you, babe

And I don't wanna miss a thing

Don't wanna close my eyes

I Don't wanna fall aslee

And I don't wanna miss a thing

THE ROTI TISU WIRA CONTINUES

Today me and my friends
Did the unthikable

Firstly:The friends
Andrew(fooooooooong u kwang)
Bryan(lose)
Me(no comment)
Yong Teng(dota)
hock lim(snatcher)
loganathan(funny shit)
chai(the big man)
lucas tan(the tall guy but only somethimes he join us)
kah sheong(em0)
and others(sorry)

Secondly:We freaking rocked today
Thirdly:heres why
Well it was hock lim's turn to belanja
But
Of course me and bryan
had to disturb
Okay i bought first,
threw on table
Then done in 2 sec0nds
Then hock lim buy
throw
Done in 1.5 seconds
The the unthinkable guy did it
loga number3
Done in 1 second
The last but the best
BRYAN
throw the plate up high
Someone tiped the plate
Roti tisu came out
and the snatcher(hock lim)
grabed the whole peice
I was like wtf
Okay it still continues
Post smth else now

THe trip to sktm Part2

Well

incase you dont know

I went to sktm last friday

Here are really candid photos of

Me and my friends and the teachers

Started with cikgu fitri because well we saw him first






well cikgu fitri was busy playing with the GUYS so we didnt really disturb him


next up we have the guy who thought me science

gosh i miss him

Without further or do here is Cikgu Khalid





He wasnt busy but he asked us random question

Here is a fake conversation for laughs




Cikgu:Hey you two always come toghether Gay ar???

Me :No lah cikgu. I am straight vivek is gay

Vivek:(Ring ring)(picks up phone)

Me :whos that

Cikgu:sure girlfriend

Vivek:Yes dear i will be home soon

Me:hey cikgu u are right lah

Vivek:(dont know what we are talking about)yalah yalah ckgu is always right

Cikgu:Siapa tu

Vivek:My mom

that did not happen but it was just for gags



Next we have my std 5 teacher cikgu Faishal

He was currently doing smth so we didnt disturb him much

THis is cikgu lokman,

My std6 teacher which somethimes kills me when i dont do his homework

but still better than pn norliza

next up pn inthira

She is one of the nicest teachers i've ever seen

Yes she might scold but she still is lovable

Havent seen her for a long time and freaking miss her so much

Here is what happened later in the day

THis is jun kit

The 'BEST' conductor for choral speaking ever

When we got home andy felt horny

So he lost his virginity to my teddy bear

then vivek started taking random photos here is one of them

Yes i am the noob guy with the spiky hair

Well there's more but i think ill post it next time cause vivek hasnt send me the photos

The Sunday thing

Okay
the sunday thing
start of the week
Monday: had a blast thi day
Well in the morning had to go tuition
BORING
But the week turned out
better than i expected because
At night/evening,
was experiancing the best
Time of the week because
well starting
There were so
so
so many stories
my parents told me
when they got back from their training course
So great
i wanna tell you but i am too lazy

Tuesday:well ordinary day
but reached tuition,
Had a great blast sitting in front
And getting to anoy
people there
WOHOOO

Wednesday:
Most probably
The most WTF
day ever
Why,
because u know ictl u are not suppose to
play or anything right?
but this week was different
Why?
because suddenly we get to play after we finish our work
And hat means we get to play the whole time
Because people save their copies
And leave it there so we have to
just save it and we are done

Thursday:Nothing much happened in tuition
But it was the worst day of the week
Why?
Arghhh
i already post it
So you can read it if you like

Friday:Yeah man
CF AT THE GREATEST
Some powerful testimonials
Were said and
Some of them
was like a blessing to me
Yeah the there was school
Which now thanks
To somebody,
That week and
Next week no freaking pj
But i went to burger king's hose
And played his
XBOX360
Which rocked

saturday:
Went for the mission thing
great time
Then
Continued playing
Rainbow6 vegas 2
Rocked the shit out of me

Sunday
Woke up do stuff
Play XBOX 360
Went to play football
Then had a barbeque at my house
The crab was
DELICIOUS
just like the steak